that sexy vampire lady. ☠

☠ Hey, dudes. I'm Marceline, the Vampire Queen, but only if you somehow fail to not know who I am. Immortal as I'll ever be. I'm 1,000 years old in vampire years. My friends call me Marcy, but do not call me ''MarMar''. I like to drink the shades of red only, so don't worry about me sucking the blood out of you. No, I don't sparkle. That'd be totes gay if I did. Don't ever bring up ''Twilight'' unless you're asking for a death wish, because I'm not afraid to use my axe bass on you.

You can say that I'm pretty reckless and like to have fun. I tend to play a bunch of mind games and pranks, so there goes your warning.

[[RPG purposes only. Currently looking for an RP partner. Finn/Marceline or Marceline/Bubblegum? ]]

mandytheamazing:

so me and my sister went out to the mall for 413 day in hope of finding other homestucks with orange ribbons but found none. we went to the apple store and opened safari and all hope was regained when we saw homestuck. god bless

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kitty-tier:

captain-gumdrops:

So yesterday, at the Homestuck meetup in Richardson Texas, we had A TON of fun.

We got to take tons of pictures, chat with other homestucks in cosplay, shared so much Faygo I’m sure our teeth will rot out, and just had a great time!

Sure, plenty of people stood around gawking and just being confused. Including one man who literally followed us around the park and started to worry quite a few of us. But it was still really fun!

And then…

Toward the end of the meet, we started playing Red Rover. For those of you who don’t know what Red Rover is, I’ll explain it quickly:

Two teams form a line and hold hands. The teams take turns yelling “Red Rover, Red Rover, send _____ on over!” And who ever is called will run over and try as hard as they can to break the grip of two people in the line. If they break through, they bring someone back to their own line. If they fail, they are captured and join hands with the team who called them.

After thirty minutes or so, three small children wander over to our Sufferer cosplayer and ask what we are doing. The Sufferer cosplayer explains the game and the children ask to play. “Sure!” Hailee, Kayla, and Truck (He was pretty shy and he wanted his name to be Truck, because he liked trucks.) We commenced playing, being especially mindful to let the kids break our line whenever they tried and let them pick who they wanted to bring back.

After a while, we finished the game and myself (I am the Dave closest to the camera), the Sufferer and John (The only John there ha ha!) went over to the kids. Hailee, the eldest I think, asked the Sufferer “Who are you?” “Well… I am an alien, seeking peace among my people.” She smiled and hugged him and ran off to excitedly tell her mom. I gave truck a high five and he dashed away elsewhere to play more.

And then Kayla, the middle eldest, kept glancing at me. I was a little concerned that I might have frightened her, since I had my red contacts in, but I was certain that I had kept my shades on the whole time so I wouldn’t scare the kids. Slowly, she made her was over to me and took my hand. “You’re…. you’re really tall.” And then she hugged me. It was the cutest thing ever and I just about died. She got hugs from myself, John and the Sufferer before she ran off to play. Her parents thanked us for letting them play and told us they hoped we had a lot of fun.

So

moral of the story is:

Yes, Homestucks are horrible people, who act like complete assholish morons, who can’t get along with others, who wear shitty cosplays and ruin everything. Oh and we eat babies too.

Don’t lump the Homestuck fandom together, people! Sure there are some rotten eggs who have no respect or morals, but doesn’t every fandom have those? Homestuck is a fantastic group and I couldn’t ask for better friends. <3

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justbepails:

浮遊生物

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marissas-customkicks:

commission :) 

http://www.etsy.com/shop/marissascustomkicks

if you’d like your own pair 

DONT BE SHY! ASK ME ABOUT THEM

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pantslessgum:

Bonnibel loves the chair by ~KitzuneCullen

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diggys-daily:

TODAY’S DAILY:

MARCELINE OF ADVENTURE TIME 2011

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So this just happened

Me in a room full of my family: *leaves computer*

My sister: Eww what's with your background

Me: Shit.

My sister: There are two girls hugging each other

Me: *laughs awkwardly* Yeah they're just being adorable

My sister: They're from adventure time! That's Marceline! Why do you have a picture of LESBIANS for your background

Me: *thinking*shitshitshitshit

My parents:

Me:

My parents: WHAT

Me: what *runs away forever*

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4,833 plays

karkinophile:

[from this Powerpuff Girls episode]

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crevan-grietje:

husklaughingalonewithkanaya:

xuunies:

yaoi-tier:

supey:

:’)

CUTe

EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

thank you

god bless

Screaming

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gamzeehonkmakara:

lexxerduglas:

dearestpolecat:

Oh my glob. What a bad bitch. 

I do believe this is the most precious, sassy, and badass Lumpy Space Princess cosplay I have ever seen.

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